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perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

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lustmeadow:

ikoi:

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

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artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

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un-devel0ped:

Bob’s Burgers | Season 1 | Episode 10 - “Burger Wars

actually me.

sunflower-sue:

Hangin’ out, watering my plants

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

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sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.