i dont understand why people like sleeping so much
its a free trial of death
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”
GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
get some duct tape & fix that attitude
Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?
Bob’s Burgers | Season 1 | Episode 10 - “Burger Wars”
Hangin’ out, watering my plants
just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.